Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was 'DON'T!'
'Don't what?'
Adam replied.
We have forbidden fruit?
Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit !'
'Yes way!'
A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!
'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? ' God asked.
'I don't know,' said Eve.
'She started it! ' Adam said.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it,
don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
They will choose your nursing home one day.
AND FI NALLY:
AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!!
I finally bought zoe a pet. Its a dwarf hotot rabbit that cost rm 80. Since zoe is such an animal lover especially dogs and rabbits, i have been bringing her to pet shops just to satisfy her love. Getting the rabbit is way cheaper and easier to maintain than having a dog. So this mini rabbit is a good idea.
We haven't found a name for her yet. Any suggestions?
Every shopping center needs this.
My church kids rock the carols with traditional malaysian instruments.
You go crazy with this song.
(Oh, if you want to view the video properly, just press play, then pause it and let the video load up to the fully before playing again... )
Here's our song.. Its a time to love.... so..
please love us even as u listen to this "bad" singing...
Yeah.. we sounded really bad.. but who cares.. since ... Christmas is a time to love...
(Oh, if you want to view the video properly, just press play, then pause it and let the video load up to the fully before playing again... yeah.. this isn't YouTube so, bear with it yeah.. it's a time to love not complain yeah?)
We didn't buy this toshiba washing machine at carrefour. Thank God.
Because we bought this washing machine at rm300 less elsewhere.
It shows that buying from small electrical retailers is still cheaper than mega retailers.
And the charge Rm 3.90 for it.
At Guardian Pharmacy, you see this sign at the cashiers. At first glance you probably will dish out your CIMB / Direct Access card to get the 5% rebate, which is the rage these days. But you will be conned, because this is a lie.
The fact is - the rebate is only for certain Sundays - that is 2nd Sunday of the month until Dec 2008. Conveniently left out in this ad (dont you think?). If you ask the staff he/she will say :its between you, and the bank". Thus absolving themselves from any culpability.
They claim ignorance.
But THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING, and is MISLEADING.
CIMB Bank will however get away with it, since "their cables" are very strong.
zoe having the time of her life with her cousins.
